Man Shuts Down Anti-Abortion Argument By Asking One Question
The topic of abortion is one of those issues that, like gun control, or where you stand on President Trump, has become so divisive that thinking rationally has taken a…
Congresswoman Wilson’s Office Overwhelmed By Lynching Threats After Trump’s Repeated Attacks
Democratic Rep. Frederica Wilson's offices in Washington and Miami have reportedly been inundated with a tidal wave of death threats after the Florida congresswoman called President Trump "insensitive" for reportedly…
White House Scrambling After Documents Reveal Trump Lied About Contacting Gold Star Families
Documents reveal that Trump lied about contacting nearly every Gold Star family, and the White House was forced into scramble mode because they knew that Trump's statement was not true.…
Florida Brewery Crafts Genius Plan To Fill Racist Event With Empty Seats
As if you needed another reason to love beer. When Richard Spencer and his small group of white supremacist fanboys show up at the University of Florida in Gainesville on…
Mueller Rents Giant Warehouse to Store Evidence Against Trump
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Robert Mueller is renting a massive warehouse facility in suburban Virginia to accommodate the approximately forty cubic tons of evidence against Donald Trump that the independent counsel's…