"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSIHJKIAowI&feature=related Ah, remembering good times... for comedians.

Written by Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - A government think-tank today proposed a controversial new law, "No Politician Left Behind," which would pay congressmen solely on the basis…

The Usher An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you…