Sun on Snow
It is an absolutely gorgeous morning. It's been several days of trying to keep ahead of plunging and then steadily below zero temperatures. This morning I went out to find…
White House Staff Forced to Act Out Michael Wolff Book for Non-Reading President
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump, legendary among U.S. Presidents for his aversion to reading, demanded on Thursday that members of his White House circle act out Michael Wolff's new…
Trump Angrily Throws Steve Bannon’s Signed Copy of “Mein Kampf” in Trash
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Furious over a very public breakup with his former adviser Steve Bannon, Donald Trump on Wednesday angrily threw a copy of "Mein Kampf" that Bannon had inscribed…
Donald Trump Responds To Steve Bannon Bombshell: ‘He Lost His Mind’
https://youtu.be/wjjcPRQaOBE President Donald Trump on Wednesday offered a fiery response to bombshell reports that Steve Bannon, his former chief strategist, had accused the president of meeting with Russian operatives after…