"Cheney's is the speech of a grownup, of a chief executive, of a statesman. He's sober, realistic and concrete, stands up for his country and its public officials, and has…

"Limbaugh hasn't had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he's compensating for something? Now, I wouldn't pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not…

Biggus Dickus has Scribe worried about national security. After all: damn near eight years of poking people who now have every reason to help the bear that poked us on…