Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Groundhog Day, AGAIN
YOS woke up to Cher on the radio. He immediately threw it out the window, assuming it will be back in place next Groundhog’s day: tomorrow. These days only happened every year, with the same War on Christmas crap. Now they seem to happen almost every day. We just had an election, where one candidate wanted to raise rates on the rich: marginally, and only what they earned well over 200 grand. The other wanted to throw people out on street, make sure they couldn’t afford health care and would therefore DIE, not even be able to afford to go look for a job, all so those rich bitch buckaroo-laden folks didn’t have to pay a pittance more.
Election OVER!!! Yeah! And, now. we’re back to proposing a marginal rise in taxes for the uber rich, argued by the guy who WON. And those who lost, after said election, still have an erection to rape the poor so they can give to the hotsy totsy rich.
Look, up ahead, a fiscal cliff! Well, maybe it’s a speed bump? A slight dip claimed to be a “cliff” by dippy drama queens out to get everything they want by any means?
One thing’s certain. The nation’s car is being driven by a go-pher the Kochs and other mega rich fascisistas. Dems who enable the go-phur are Bill Murray. And there is a cliff up ahead we may still drive over.
It’s called compromising with bullies who refuse to compromise on anything, even though WE WON.
Ye Olde Scribe’s End Caveat
Ye Olde Scribe is satire, irony and parody. No actual groundhogs were killed in the writing of this edition of YOS. Nor gerbils. Nor platypus-i. Suggesting so may lead to severe cases of ACME. Watch out, here comes the safe. Are you STILL here? Don’t you have anything better to do? YOS does not claim any responsibility for any broken funny bones, or cracked mindsets, after reading Ye Olde Scribe. An X-Rated version is available at thereisnosuchsitelikethis.clum. A child friendly version is also available at thereisnosuchsitelikethis.clum. REAL ugly people are ugly on the inside. Are you STILL here? Don’t you have anything better to do? Please floss after reading this edition of YOS. Dental health is important. Unless you’re a worm. You’re not, are you?