Ye Olde Scribe Grants Republican New Years Resolution

“Because maybe this time, instead of raising from the dead, they will self destruct when they get what they want. Like Democrats ALWAYS do.”

A wish heard across the country from ReTHUGlicans on New Year’s Eve.

No more government waste or foolish government spending, except for killing anyone we disagree with or don’t like and enforcing fascism across the globe. Oh, and for those “special situations” like Michelle Bachmann’s family and their farm… because the politically correct are ALWAYS exempt.

If they’re willing to HONESTLY and fully fund their sick fantasies, Scribe will grant their wish. They could just raise taxes. That would be honest. HA! Fat, Lush Dimbulb-headed, chance. Or if they find an endless forest filled with these…