Wed. Mar 22nd, 2023

   This edition is for fun, but there are some names dare not be pasted onto any business, least one doesn’t want to succeed. For fun, so no “Dear Readers” intro, or “Sincerely” outro. No “sincere” because it’s a joke!

      DUI Officer’s Stop and Get Stopped!

   No need in going through a checkpoint, or seen weaving. You come to us! Free night or more stay!

   The following used to be a real bar south of Old Forge, NY.

      Stumble Inn

   Why bother cruisin for a place to stumble? We provide the “Oops!”


      The Drano in Your Pot Pipe Place

   Because going up in smoke might be your final toke.

      Hash and Crash

   Put THAT in your pipe and you won’t smoke it.

      This Place Your Ex goes to LAST Time She Reported You

   Do you still love her? At least admit you’re addicted. Or is the joke on you, or is yours one of those BALL AND GAG kind of relationships?

      Dead Man’s Curve

   Clients never get to “Stumble Inn.”

Any place with the gun toting aliens from Mars Attacks!

Have your own ideas? Feel free to post them here on FB!

By Ken Carman

Entertainer, provider of educational services, columnist, homebrewer, collie lover, writer of songs, poetry and prose... humorist, mediocre motorcyclist, very bad carpenter, horrid handyman and quirky eccentric deluxe.

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