Sat. May 28th, 2022

These top ten lists get tedious, and this one’s no different.

1. “This Land Ain’t Your Land, This Land Is MY Land”
Scotty and the Koch Brothers

2. “America The Profitable”
Moe Greenback and the Wall Streeters

3. “Take Your Job And Shove It”
The U.S. Chamber of Commerce

4. “Dead Man’s Curve”
Chris Christie and the Budget Cutters

5. “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling”
The Palin Family Choir

6. “Viva Low Wages!”
Wal Mart and the New Peasants

7. “It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To”
Long John Boehner and the Wailers

8. “Liar, Liar (Pants On Fire)”
Mike Huckabee and the Birthers

9. “He Got The Gold Mine And I Got the Shaft”
Glenn Beck’s Suckers

10. “(Here It Comes Your) 19th Nervous Breakdown”
Michele Bachmann and her Teabaggers

©2011 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.

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Ana Grarian
11 years ago

Thanks – I needed a chuckle this morning.
Hey – are Scott Walker and his Republican cronies going to lead the way by voting themselves a lower salary and eliminating all their fringe benefits? (Dre-e-e-e-eam, dream , dream , dream)

RS Janes
11 years ago

The Republicans may not vote themselves lower salaries, but some of them will be getting NO salaries after Wisconsinites vote next time. Unfortunately, they will still get some pension money and fringe benefits, even for a short time in the statehouse.

Ken Carman
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11 years ago

Re: “Pension money.”

And where are the Teabaggers on that one?

RS Janes
11 years ago

In a Rolling Stone piece, Matt Taibbi described being at a Tea Party meeting where every other person was retired and collecting Social Security and many were driving ‘Hoverounds’ even if they didn’t really need them, since Medicare would foot the bill for them. These are the same people who want the govt out of their lives and a balanced budget — I wonder if they’d be willing to give up their Medicare-funded Hoverounds for the cause? In the same fashion, many of them collect pensions from the govt, especially the retired military, or pensions underwritten by the govt, but don’t connect that to their desire to have a smaller govt or the GOP wanting to sell off their SS and pensions to Wall Street or cut them completely. See, they earned their SS and Medicare; other workers who happen to be black or brown and worked just as hard at the same kind of jobs for the same retirement benefits are not as deserving because they’re ‘lazy.’ Really, this is the way they think and yet they’ll guarantee you they’re not racist in the least. Fortunately, they are a tiny minority but, along with the equally marginal number of Christopublicans, all the GOP has left, except a small contingent of rich people.

As far as pensions for Republican pols, I doubt they’ve thought that far — or ever will.

Ken Carman
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11 years ago

So they want “theirs,” but when it comes to the kids and the grand kids they want fu_ck it up, um “fix it.”

We need to start a campaign: “Cut the Deficit! Eliminate benefits and retirement packages for all Congressmen.”

(To be run alongside, “Cut the Deficit! Tax the rich.” “Cut the Deficit! No Entitlement Tax Breaks for Big Business!” I’m sure there’s lots more like, “Tax Churches!” Hell, the Catholic Church alone might eliminate the deficit.)

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