Hollywood Eager to Finally %$#@! Up Catcher in the Rye
Written by Andy Borowitz Title edited by LT Saloon for general consumption. Apologies to Andy Borowitz, who as far as we know does not have "consumption." HOLLYWOOD (The Borowitz Report)…
Two Giants Have Fallen
Both died Wednesday, Jan. 27th of natural causes, J.D. Salinger was 91; Howard Zinn was 87. Read more about Salinger here. Read more about Zinn here. A sampling of quotes…
The News Pauper: Great Work, Obama!
By W.B. Dunne Tonight was the State of the Union speech Id been waiting to hear. Without once losing his composure, Obama stood down the bullies across the aisle and…