"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."…

Or, What a Curmudgeon Does on Thanksgiving Major minor aggravations that 'wear on the mind and make you old before your time.' -- These people who leave comments on various…

(Apologies to true Christians, and other believers of all kinds, everywhere.) Ladies and gentlemen, Drake said as he addressed the group of about 60 gathered in Buena Park that evening,…