Written by Andy Borowitz NEW YORK - (The Borowitz Report) - Today, presumptive GOP nominee Mitt Romney released the following open letter to the American people: Dear Friends: This week, The…

Paper bag candidate Mitt Romney. Image courtesy Wiki. While his Flipper rhetoric should mean he can't talk his way out of a paper bag, he probably would have no problem…

Fracking Industry Now Largest Employer  -  Of Recent PR Grads SAN FRANCISCO---A new labor market study published Wednesday has found that oil companies with hydraulic fracturing interests have outpaced the…

Written by Carl Gibson for RSN ouston rapper Pimp C of UGK had a phrase that he frequently used for Texas rappers whom he felt inadequately represented his state. "You…