Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Well THAT was “Fracked” Up


“Oil’s well that ends well.” OR… “Bend over New York and Pennsylvania while we shove this poison up your…”

You may remember the scene from the old movie. Perhaps his visit for “heart problems” is a sequel? Instead of being on a space station, they’re in an operating room. They see the chest bulge: about to explode.

“Doctor, we have to get in there fast, or this… thing? …will die, and whatever is in there will get out.”

“Yes, nurse, pass me the scalpel. You already passed me your virginity in the closet this morning.”

But before he could cut the patient open a monster called Halliburton busts out of the beast’s chest and kills everyone. Alien in a human skin Biggus Dickus laughs and says from the table: “Back into the chest my pretty. We have many, many more humans to butcher, poison and enslave.”