Sun. May 29th, 2022

A commercial airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth flight. Now sit back and — OH NO!” Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

A passenger yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine.”

By OEN

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Ye Olde Scribe
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13 years ago

Now THAT’S a different kind of jet stream.

RS Janes
13 years ago

LOL. Talk about landing in a river.

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