Fri. Apr 19th, 2024

   Have you heard the latest scandal that will bring down the Biden administration? No, not Hunter’s laptop: that’s OLD NEWS. No proof provided, of course, since we live in a due process by accusation justice system, or the just LOCK EM UP if we yell enough system people think we live in now.
   Did you see anything from that laptop?
   I didn’t.
   Does the laptop have anything on it? Is it really in the hands of a blind computer repair geek in China? (And WHY is it ALWAYS “Chi-NAH?”) Is there even a damn laptop?
   Never you mind all that. Apparently Hunter REALLY screwed up this time. Hunter committed crimes NO other human ever has. Forget Hitler, Mussolini, Jeff Dahmer and Evil Mickey who is so evil it’s just Goofy. (I heard Mickey set it up so Bullwinkle decapitated himself instead of “pull a rabbit out of my hat?”)
   The right is always in love with the wrong people, no matter what label they apply to themselves party-wise, belief-wise.

Democrats want Republicans dead, and they have already started the killings.” -MTG

   Always Oppositeland with her.
   Of course all this is intentional distraction. Easier than defending Trump no matter what he does. Release his taxes? No, but let Hunter make a mistake on his taxes and…
   What about-ism? Damn straight. Another example of, “We can do it, you can’t,” the right’s fascistic idea of rule of law. More like, “Rule of us and F YOU!”
   A neighbor makes a straw purchase for a kid who is under age so he can run wild through a crowd shooting blacks defending themselves. (Odd how it’s often comes down to the unspoken, “But he’s BLACK!”) That should be ignored or lied about. (“Not really a “straw purchase.”) And don’t let facts get in the way!

A straw purchase, as defined by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, involves someone who purchases a gun for someone who is prohibited by law from possessing one or for someone who does not want their name associated with the transaction.”

   Damn you and your fact checking! How DARE YOU, Ken!
   Summer protests and cops beating, shooting rubber bullets? Proud Boy groups instigating? “Libtards deserve it, ha, ha, ha!” Oh, wait, keep us from murdering a Vice President, mass hangings like Turner Diaries, cops being beaten?
   ”Who is Ken to question when God has chosen us and Trump? What, you find that offensive? Silly libtard. Just making a joke.”
   Ha, ha, ha, Ha, ha, ha, hahahaHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… HA???? HA?????
   Obviously the right feels they are everything they accuse the left of: wanting to have special rights, feeling superior and being bullies who just want to murder right wingers.
   I’m sure they think this all funny.
   Are you laughing?
   I’m not.
   Right wing humor is anything but.

                                 -30-

   Inspection is a column that has been written by Ken Carman for over 50 years. First published in fall of 1972. Inspection is dedicated to looking at odd angles, under all the rocks, and into the unseen cracks and crevasses, that constitute the issues and philosophical constructs of our day: places few think, or even dare, to venture.
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By Ken Carman

Retired entertainer, provider of educational services, columnist, homebrewer, collie lover, writer of songs, poetry and prose... humorist, mediocre motorcyclist, very bad carpenter, horrid handyman and quirky eccentric deluxe.

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