Fri. Dec 13th, 2024

“Just a little too %$#@! close to the truth to be funny, this time.”

Joes holds hands as he announces Barney as his 2012 running mate for President on the Independent, but Lick the Right Wings Jock Strap ticket. Barney then commits suicide on camera.
Joe's holds hands as he announces Barney as his 2012 running mate for President on the "Independent, but Lick the Right Wing's Jock Strap" ticket. Barney then commits suicide on camera.

(Quotes “somewhat” revised.)

When humanity DIDN’T discover fire…

The danger of Orck is compounded by his desire to proliferate this newfangled idea ‘fire.'”


HBs lawyers representing Snagglepuss quote the star as saying, Heavens to Mergatroid, I wouldn't allow Joe to do my voiceovers. Even pink mountain lions have SOME ethics.
HB's lawyers representing Snagglepuss quote the star as saying, "Heavens to Mergatroid, I wouldn't allow Joe to do my voiceovers. Even pink mountain lions have SOME ethics."

Garden of Eden:

“The apple is not a conqueror to kneel before – but a challenge to rise to. A challenge we must rise to. Just ask my friend the snake.

Calvary; to those Jews who questioned crucifixion…

I support deployment of such as a means of defense. Few if any of our duties surpass our obligation to nail these bastards and bitches to a cross so as to provide for the common defense of our nation.

American Revolution…

“I believe that our national security lies not just in protecting our borders, but in bridging divides. (I didn’t leave the Revolutionary cause, they left me! WAHHHHHHH!!!!) Hail King George!”

Civil War

“I believe that our national security lies in NOT protecting our borders.”

Toonpedia, source for this pic of the star, said Droopy says he wants everyone to stop talking about his last encounter with Joe. I told him he couldn't do my voice overs because he's TOO depressing. You know what? That made me mad. So I tossed him over my head a few times.
Toonpedia, source for this pic of the star, said Droopy says he wants everyone to stop talking about his last encounter with Joe. "I told him he couldn't do my voice overs because he's TOO depressing. You know what? That makes me mad. So I tossed him over my head a few times."

WWII: when questioned by his fellow Jews why he’s a spokesperson for the Reich when Germany is bombing population centers.”

“Some wish me to send a message that we don’t know a just war when we see it, and more broadly that we’re not prepared to use our military strength to protect our security. “

WWII: when faced with the truth of the concentration camps, and questioned by irate, fellow, Jews why he is STILL a spokesperson for the Reich.

In this era of uncertainty and conflict, Germany – blessed with the world’s strongest military, remains a model and leader to the world.

Lieberman would be the guy helping his new found buddies to select who goes left, who goes right. If he were Gay, he’d be their Roy Cohen, their Jeff Gannon.

Droopy is STILL offended. He doesn't even deserved a dog house.
Droopy is STILL offended. "He doesn't even deserved a dog house."

By Ye Olde Scribe

Elderly curmudgeon who likes to make others laugh while giving the Reich Wing a rhetorical enema.

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