What does the future hold for the (at this time) growing Trump and Musk clans? Let’s take a look 5 years into the future. With Trump unable to run for office again, and MAGA soundly defeated, Donald Trump and his on again, off again bromance partner Elon Musk, hatch a plan to consummate Musk’s plan to colonize the planet Mars.

Both entire clans load up the Musk-rat ships and finally take off for their long-awaited destination. When they get there (in record time), it turns out to their surprise, that there actually are Martians, sneaky and inconspicuous, who have escaped our earthly attention. Both clans are welcomed and treated like heroes by the native intelligent lifeforms on Mars. Indeed, the Con-Old states, “We won’t be stopped. Today we have Mars. See, they love us. Faster than you can say Hannibal Lecter, windmill, or Department of Government Efficiency, we (as in royal “we”) can own the galaxy. There’s this thing called the universe, I keep hearing about. It’s big and it’s beautiful. I want it and I’ve got concepts of a plan to rule the whole thing.”

Of course, Trump’s and Musk’s army of male descendants are to act as co-rulers and heirs of their universal kingdom. Sound’s pretty God-like, doesn’t it?

If this sounds more than alarming, rest assured, that this won’t be what actually happens. You see, some of our best AI people have been busily working to create a simulation which is realistic enough to fool these fools – said fools being Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk – into believing that this is really happening, although it is only a simulation.

Thus is executed the brilliant plan of our best AI and strategic political planners, to get these people out of our lives forever. I knew that there had to be a good use for AI somehow.

And that’s the way it is – Stardate 2030. Fantasy rules for megalomaniacal, would-be despots, so that the rest of us can get on with life in a rebuilding democracy.