RFK Jr. Says Stock Market Crash Could be Reversed if Investors Drink Cod Liver Oil
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Offering a remedy to last week’s devastating crash on global stock markets, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Monday that the plummeting trend could be reversed…
Trump’s Misleading Tariff Chart
In his Rose Garden announcement of sweeping new “reciprocal tariffs,” President Donald Trump held aloft a misleading chart that claimed to give a breakdown of the tariffs other countries charge…
Why is Society Toxic to Sane People?
An excerpt from "Why is Society Toxic to Sane People?" Written by RC Romine We call it “Socialization,” but it is really being told our place in the social…
‘Full-On Soviet’: Trump’s ‘Improper Ideology’ Purge Blasted As ‘Fascist Thuggery’
President Donald Trump’s executive order targeting the Smithsonian Institution, mandating the removal of what he calls “improper ideology,” is being described as “chilling,” amid warnings of fascism. The order also…