“Everywhere She Went Turned Bad,” Says Man with Six Bankruptcies
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---In a blistering tweet on Friday, the former U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch, was accused of leaving a trail of destruction by a man with six…
Trump Warns Republicans That if They Vote to Impeach He Will Campaign for Them Like He Did in Louisiana
elivering an ominous threat to members of his own party, Donald J. Trump warned congressional Republicans on Monday that if they vote for impeachment he would come to their states…
Students To Give Wrong Answers Because Of Religious Belief
Anti-intellectual, anti-science, anti-education: In a disturbing development the Ohio House has passed legislation that would allow students to give wrong answers and not be penalized if those wrong answers are…