Regrets
Al Franken resigned in 2017, during the height of the #MeToo movement's power. But reporting has cast a new light on the controversy hould Al Franken really have fallen…
Here’s the Ridiculous Reason Trump Just Said the Constitution Gives Him the ‘Right to Do Whatever I Want’
President Donald Trump keeps saying something extremely bizarre and outrageously wrong --- and yet, at the same time, it may be accidentally insightful. He seems to have first trotted out…
Republicans Announce Plan To Pretend To Be Fiscally Conservative Again The Moment A Democrat Takes Office
WASHINGTON, D.C.---During a budgetary discussion Friday, Republican lawmakers announced a plan to pretend to be fiscally conservative again if a Democrat takes office again in 2020 or 2024. The GOP…
Pence Calls Space Force Necessary to Protect U.S. from Gay Aliens
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Making a major announcement at the Pentagon on Thursday, Vice-President Mike Pence said that the proposed United States Space Force was necessary to defend the U.S. from…
Inspection- HAIL Caesar Trump!?
by Ken Carman Historically this analogy is imperfect, even given the fact all historical analogies are imperfect. But the core of the analogy is the radical change to America that dumps…