Republicans Announce Plan To Pretend To Be Fiscally Conservative Again The Moment A Democrat Takes Office
WASHINGTON, D.C.---During a budgetary discussion Friday, Republican lawmakers announced a plan to pretend to be fiscally conservative again if a Democrat takes office again in 2020 or 2024. The GOP…
Pence Calls Space Force Necessary to Protect U.S. from Gay Aliens
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Making a major announcement at the Pentagon on Thursday, Vice-President Mike Pence said that the proposed United States Space Force was necessary to defend the U.S. from…
Inspection- HAIL Caesar Trump!?
by Ken Carman Historically this analogy is imperfect, even given the fact all historical analogies are imperfect. But the core of the analogy is the radical change to America that dumps…
The Weaponization of National Belonging, From Nazi Germany to Trump
his past week I found myself in Stuttgart, an industrial city in southwest Germany. As I usually do in a European city I haven't visited before, I went to the…