Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)---After putting in what one associate called a "hellish all-nighter," the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, is almost finished redacting Robert Mueller's report in time for its release,…
Inspection- THREAT
In many ways he's everything Trump is NOT. And Andrew McCabe's book, The Threat, is the opposite of everything Trump and his protectors say about books that don't put Donald…
ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation
IDLIB, SYRIA---Explaining that they hoped the personnel changes would enable the organization to avoid the State Department's scrutiny, ISIS leaders announced Monday that they had added a few violent white…