Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J.Trump slurred his speech during his announcement about Jerusalem on Wednesday because of "low-battery issues" with Vladimir Putin's remote, the White House said on Friday. Speaking…
My Rapist Apologized, I Still Needed an Abortion.
y 12-year-old daughter recently asked me what I think about abortion. She walked into the kitchen, poked around the refrigerator, then spun around and blurted it out: "I can't decide…
Inspection- Un-Spreading the Gospel of Hate
Living in a time when whole groups are targeted far too effectively: using hate as a religious, social and political tool, I thought I'd offer two true stories, one about…
How Our Republic Could Die in the Age of Trump — in a Stunning Parallel to the Fall of Rome
The American republic could die, just like Rome. Wavering for some time on the verge of becoming a complete oligarchy, America is on the verge of flipping from a democratic…