William Barr Reads “Moby-Dick,” Finds No Evidence of Whales
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Attorney General William Barr has just read the classic American novel "Moby-Dick," by Herman Melville, and found that the book contains "no evidence whatsoever of whales," Barr…
Why You’ll Never Meet a White Supremacist Who Cares About Climate Change
s the news of the Christchurch mosque massacre broke and I scoured the news, I came across a map showing that the Friday morning climate strike in Christchurch was close…
Inspection- Unequal Protection, Unequal Prosecution
Let's set up an alternative scenario here, shall we? Whitewater is investigated. A Democrat investigator is appointed. President Clinton spends all that time ranting in public about how it's all…