Spies Eavesdropping on Trump Complain He Is Speaking in Indecipherable Language
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Russian and Chinese spies who have been eavesdropping on Donald J. Trump's unsecured iPhone calls complained on Thursday that he has foiled their efforts by speaking in…
Who Is Robert Bowers, the Suspect in the Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting?
For months, Robert D. Bowers had been spewing his anger in post after post on the web, calling immigrants "invaders," distributing racist memes and asserting that Jews were the "enemy…
Low voter turnout is no accident, according to a ranking of the ease of voting in all 50 states
There are a lot of factors that affect voter turnout in the United States --- race, income, education, electoral competitiveness, the list goes on and on. Many of those factors…