Republicans Accuse Rosenstein of Secretly Plotting to Uphold Constitution
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---House Republicans on Thursday accused the Deputy Attorney General, Rod Rosenstein, of "secretly and nefariously" implementing a plot to uphold the United States Constitution. In a joint…
Inspection- No, They Don’t Want to “Be Your Neighbor”
by Ken Carman I was heading home after my daily trip to swim, fly, dog paddle, skydive... OK, "surf," the internet; an old cliché that never made much sense to begin…
White House: U.S. Can’t Afford Veterans’ Health Care Without Cuts
Last year, the Trump administration insisted that its regressive tax cuts were so important, it was worth adding $1.5 trillion to the national debt to ensure their passage. Now, the…
Trump to Discontinue Obama-Era Practice of Using Lowercase Letters
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Charting a sharply different course from that of his predecessor in the White House, Donald J. Trump announced on Monday that he would discontinue the Obama-era practice…