Dozens Of White Houses Materialize From Temporal Vortex As Trump’s Changing Account Of Putin Meeting Tears Apart Space-Time
WASHINGTON---Revealing that the physical world could no longer bear the weight of numerous contradictory realities, sources confirmed Friday that dozens of Whites Houses have begun to leak from a temporal…
Benedict Trump
hite House spokesperson Sarah Sanders acknowledged that Russian President Vladimir Putin askedDonald Trump to let Russian security forces interrogate former US ambassador in Moscow Mike McFaul on US soil, and that…
“I Was Never This Blatant,” Says Benedict Arnold in Hell
HELL (The Borowitz Report)---Saying that he was "flabbergasted" by the events of this week, the Revolutionary War-era traitor Benedict Arnold offered a ringing defense of his own career in treason,…
Inspection- Of The Book of Mormon and Trump
by Ken Carman If you haven't seen, you should. I understand... readers who find profanity so offensive they hear nothing else but the cursing and miss context: don't bother. But for…
I Have a Dream Part 1: It Starts With a Dream.
Written by Robert Warden Now that I have discussed various ways in which Republicans have pursued, and largely achieved at this time, their political objectives -- of attaining and holding…