Mueller Rents Giant Warehouse to Store Evidence Against Trump
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Robert Mueller is renting a massive warehouse facility in suburban Virginia to accommodate the approximately forty cubic tons of evidence against Donald Trump that the independent counsel's…
Charlottesville: Victim of Neo-Nazi Beating Charged With Assault — No Kidding!
'We can't make this up: African-American school teacher DeAndre Harris, victim of a beating by neo-Nazis in Charlottesville in August, has been --- ready for this? --- charged with assaulting…
Inspection- Well, Well, Well… REGULATED
by Ken Carman All I could think of while writing this was the song covered by Peter, Paul and Mary, written by Gibson and Camp Well, Well, Well... Well, well,…
Donald Trump’s Passion for Cruelty
Donald Trump seems addicted to violence. It shapes his language, politics and policies. He revels in a public discourse that threatens, humiliates and bullies. He has used language as a…
Inspection- How to Punch a Nazi
by Ken Carman You could simply react to their nasty nature, their threats, their snarky nature by giving them a sucker punch to the gut. How about a quick one to…