Integrity Disqualifies Sanders for White House
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---The Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders's potential bid for the 2016 Presidency was declared over, on Monday, before it even began, because of a key feature of the…
CEO Threatens to Fire Everyone if Democrat Wins Presidency
For decades, employers have been holding America hostages with threats of taking their business elsewhere if we don't vote the way they want. Of course, what generally happens when we…
Stacey Dash: Obama is an “Islamic Fascist”
Demonstrating the titular quality of the movie she's generally recognized from, Stacey Dash argued during an interview with Joe "Pags" Pagliarulo today that black voters align with Democrats because of "21st…
Inspection- Ms. Hillary
by Ken Carman As she spread her arms to welcome the Tuesday's results I must admit, I kept thinking, "What the hell are you wearing and why would anyone keep…