Andy Borowitz | Peace With Iran Could Limit Ability to Bomb It, Warns McCain
Shortly after world powers successfully negotiated a nuclear-framework agreement with Iran, Sen. John McCain warned that a lasting peace with the Middle Eastern nation "could greatly limit our ability to…
Fed up with Flurries
One of the reasons this place is good for me is that I can walk to town. My garage is at the foot of my hill. My church and the…
Suckling at the Teat of Racism
As a kid growing up in a rural NYS town just outside of NYC, my classroom, school, church and neighborhood were pretty much a sea of white faces. At the…
A New Era of Televangelists
Instead, Republican candidates have managed to merge corporations-are-people politics with a personal-relationship-with-Jesus platform. Where Christ hates all the right people, Ayn Rand is the Virgin Mother and the Apostles are…