Man Shoots Woman to Death at Middleburg Home After She ‘Jokingly’ Slapped Him
One wonders, at what point did he load it and: if no one did, why didn't anyone object? -oen A Clay County man was arrested early Saturday on manslaughter charges…
The Precise Percentage of Republicans Who Are Certifiable Assholes
As I was saying, I was scrolling through all this sweet-and-sour sludge when I came upon a statistic that tells me a lot about why so many Republicans seem to…
An Open Letter to My Democratic Spammer
It wasn't the end of the world, as it turns out. It was, in fact, the master plan of some fundraiser fuzzwit for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, who decided…
After the Rapture
Wondering what you'll do with your beloved pets when Jesus comes and raptures you up to heaven? For just a $10 fee, After the Rapture Pet Care claims they'll hook…