Literate and Illiterate Quotes
Although the following doesn't quite qualify as either "literate" or "illiterate," it does qualify as a display of evil and ignorance. We must ask, "Is this the kind of nation…
Ye Olde Scribe Has Fun With Biblical Sayings
"WATT did ya say?" I have no fear for the Lord is my light and salvation. -Psalms Scribe responds... Then why do so many preachers act like dim bulbs?
Capt. Sully Sullenberger’s Favorite Joke (Maybe)
A commercial airliner was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your…
Ye Olde Scribe’s Incredible, Now Quite Edible, Quote Machine
"Fermenting trouble across the 'internets.'" Women having their breasts filled with silicon... Want to attract men? Fill them with Guinness. -Harlan Williams, comedian