Trump Strips Citizenship from Children of Immigrants, Thus Disqualifying Himself from Presidency
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump on Tuesday signed an executive order stripping the children of immigrant mothers of their citizenship, thus disqualifying himself from being President of the United…
Spies Eavesdropping on Trump Complain He Is Speaking in Indecipherable Language
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Russian and Chinese spies who have been eavesdropping on Donald J. Trump's unsecured iPhone calls complained on Thursday that he has foiled their efforts by speaking in…
Who Is Robert Bowers, the Suspect in the Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting?
For months, Robert D. Bowers had been spewing his anger in post after post on the web, calling immigrants "invaders," distributing racist memes and asserting that Jews were the "enemy…
