Devin Nunes Won’t Say If He Worked With White House on Anti-FBI Memo
he Republican chairman of the House intelligence committee refused to answer when a colleague asked him if he had coordinated his incendiary surveillance memo with the White House, The Daily…
Trump Collapses From Exhaustion After Ninety Minutes of Faking Empathy
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump collapsed from exhaustion after approximately ninety minutes of pretending to be a human being with empathy, the White House doctor has confirmed. "In all…
The Pentagon’s Plan for Never-Ending War
Did the Pentagon just officially declare a new Cold War with both China and Russia while also committing to wage endless wars around the globe? Apparently, yes --- that was…
You want fake news? Watch the State of the Union
State of the Union addresses have become Washington kabuki theater at its worst. Everything is for show --- the staged applause, the invited guests in the gallery, the self-congratulations, the…