Koch Brothers and N.R.A. Reach Timeshare Agreement Over Ownership of Paul Ryan
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---In a unique accord, the billionaire Koch brothers and the National Rifle Association have reached a timeshare agreement over the ownership of House Speaker Paul Ryan, representatives…
Blackwater Founder Erik Prince Implicated in Murder
A former Blackwater employee and an ex-US Marine who has worked as a security operative for the company have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on…
Roy Moore’s Angry Brother Says Doug Jones ‘Will Pay’
On Tuesday night, Doug Jones won Alabama's Special Election and will take Jeff Sessions' vacated Senate seat. I never expected to write that sentence, honestly, we thought that an accused…
The Calculated Destruction of America’s Government
It is truly extraordinary: the still-new Trump administration keeps appointing people whose common priority is the destruction of the agency they head. Their mission is therefore the opposite of their…
Inspection- One Hell of a Climb
by Ken Carman I was going to write about Moore, Trump, Conyers, Franken, Franks... to be... FRANKS... but I think almost everything I wanted to say has been said, and everything…