White House Scrambling After Documents Reveal Trump Lied About Contacting Gold Star Families
Documents reveal that Trump lied about contacting nearly every Gold Star family, and the White House was forced into scramble mode because they knew that Trump's statement was not true.…
Florida Brewery Crafts Genius Plan To Fill Racist Event With Empty Seats
As if you needed another reason to love beer. When Richard Spencer and his small group of white supremacist fanboys show up at the University of Florida in Gainesville on…
Mueller Rents Giant Warehouse to Store Evidence Against Trump
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Robert Mueller is renting a massive warehouse facility in suburban Virginia to accommodate the approximately forty cubic tons of evidence against Donald Trump that the independent counsel's…
Charlottesville: Victim of Neo-Nazi Beating Charged With Assault — No Kidding!
'We can't make this up: African-American school teacher DeAndre Harris, victim of a beating by neo-Nazis in Charlottesville in August, has been --- ready for this? --- charged with assaulting…
Inspection- Well, Well, Well… REGULATED
by Ken Carman All I could think of while writing this was the song covered by Peter, Paul and Mary, written by Gibson and Camp Well, Well, Well... Well, well,…