Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Can Indict Him
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Vice-President Mike Pence has requested that Jesus Christ rapture him up before the special counsel Robert Mueller can indict him, a source close to Pence confirmed on…
Republican Rigging Part 20: This Would Be a Real Laffer If it Weren’t So Tragic
Written by Robert Warden This is kind of an emergency post. although it is a topic that I have been intending to post about for a long time. Now that…
Flynn to testify Trump ‘directed him to make contact with the Russians’: report
Former national security adviser Michael Flynn is expected to testify that President Trump instructed him to contact Russian officials during the 2016 campaign, according to a report by ABC News.…
Ye Olde Scribe Presents: HELP! Line
Int-MOE-duck-tion "I don't know Scribe. I'm dead. Don't know what I'm doing here. But he thought I'd be able to reintroduce a comedy pundit who used to post here. While…