White House Denies Any Ties to United States
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---In a fiercely defiant statement on Tuesday, the White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, denied that any member of the White House staff has ever worked "in…
TrumpCare dies, XL flies and the Secret Winner is…
When RyanCare-TrumpCare finally ended up face-down in the swimming pool, triumphalist Democrats whooped and partied and congratulated themselves on defeating the Trump-Ryan monstrosity. But deep in their counting house,…
Inspection- The Checkmate Equation
When you play chess, or Stratego if you wish, how you move each piece is crucial. Just refusing to play, or objecting to how the opponent is deceiving you, only…
The FBI did wiretap Trump Tower in 2013—because it’s filled with Russian mobsters
The FBI did wiretap Trump Tower in 2013---because it's filled with Russian mobsters. The FBI was particularly after Russian mafia boss, Alimzhan Tokhtakhounov, whose money-laundering ring was bringing millions into…