Our End of the 'Net

Cheaters never prosper. That was a mantra most all of us heard when we were kids. You could hear it on a baseball field, or at recess when you were…

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---The Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders's potential bid for the 2016 Presidency was declared over, on Monday, before it even began, because of a key feature of the…

For decades, employers have been holding America hostages with threats of taking their business elsewhere if we don't vote the way they want. Of course, what generally happens when we…

Demonstrating the titular quality of the movie she's generally recognized from, Stacey Dash argued during an interview with Joe "Pags" Pagliarulo today that black voters align with Democrats because of "21st…