The Devil Responds to Antonin Scalia:
Courtesy uglyhedgehog.com Be aware: obscenity here-within.-OEN Down in the fiery pits, the Devil read with deep delight the comments that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made regarding the existence of…
Playing Chicken With Food Safety
By Michael WinshipThe other day there was this guy in a chicken suit on Pennsylvania Avenue protesting outside the White House. Silly, but the reason the chicken and other demonstrators…
Fox Falls For Fake Story About Obama Personally Funding Muslim Museum During Shutdown
http://youtu.be/V-bHEF6goF4 Fox & Friends Saturday criticized President Obama for offering to personally pay for a "museum of Muslim culture" during the government shutdown, a claim that originated from a satire…
Boehner: Obama Stubbornly Refusing to End Crisis I Created
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner. (photo courtesy: Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images) Written by Andy Borowitz Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) said that he was disappointed…
Republicans to Investigate Why Their Shutdown Caused Memorials to be Shut Down
And now, in the "it takes big cojones, big, arrogant, ignorant and STUPID cojones" category... OEN House Republicans continue to be outraged about the fact that, when they shut…