Santorum Makes Campaign Swing Through Seventeenth Century
Blasts Contraception, Electricity, Soap Written by Andy Borowitz THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY (The Borowitz Report) - In an effort to underscore his core beliefs leading up to this Tuesday night's…
Interfaith Coalition Urges Politicians STOP Playing the Religion Card
Written by Mary Shaw If you've been following the 2012 presidential campaign season at all, you're probably aware that religion is playing a big part in it. Combine…
Oil Slicks: Who Benefits from Gambling on Gas Prices?
Written by Richard Eskow Anybody who doesn't believe that energy speculators can change election results might want to ask Gray Davis, the former Governor of California who was removed in…
Mr. Rick Goes to the Doctor
Written by Stephen Pizzo So Rick Santorum goes to his family doctor with a complaint. It seems that, after decades of successful procreation, he's developed a hydraulic leak somewhere in…