TRUMP FIRES ATTORNEY GENERAL AFTER COPY OF CONSTITUTION IS FOUND ON HER COMPUTER
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald Trump fired the acting Attorney General, Sally Q. Yates, after learning that she had downloaded a copy of the United States Constitution to her computer, Trump…
I can totally prove Clinton won more than 5 million more votes than Trump. No, really — I can!
If you believe the official tally of the 2016 presidential race, Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by a margin of 2.9 million ballots. But are those numbers rigged? If…
This Group Is Raising Money for Donald Trump. But Where Is It Going?
And it was started Inauguration Day? Really? -OEN Jeff Siner TNS/via Zuma Wire A newly formed political action committee is using Donald Trump's name and trademarked slogan---"Make America Great Again"---in…
Scientists Baffled by McConnell and Ryan’s Ability to Stand Upright Without Spines
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Calling it a "medical mystery of the first order," scientists are baffled by the ability of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan to…
Hours After Landing in U.S., Cleveland Clinic Doctor Forced to Leave by Trump’s Order
Introduction courtesy Jodi L Sisson @ Thom Hartmann Blogger's Group. Article that follows via link provides more information. Dr. Asgari, a specialist in human genomics and genetics of infectious diseases, holds…